How old are you?

I was a 1990 baby, so I'll let you do the math on that one. I've regularly been told that I'm of the old soul variety and have found that I connect well with anyone who has a similar hedonistic lust for life.

Where are you and do you ever travel?

I'm based out of lovely Indianapolis - a bustling city built for conventions and business travelers - and have been known to sneak away for mini-vacations in Chicago, Cincinnati, St Louis and other drive-able cities from time to time.

If you'd like to see me somewhere I haven't already decided to visit I request that either my transit costs be covered or a travel stipend of $60/hr be provided if I'll be driving, though this is flexible for longer engagements.

What's your availability like?

When I'm home in Indy I'm generally available no earlier than 7am and prefer to be on my way home no later than 11pm, with at least 24 hours (one full day) of notice. If we've had the good fortune to meet - or you've already cleared my verification process - shorter notice may be manageable at times, just slide me a text and ask.

Given that I do have a civilian day job - albeit one with a somewhat flexible schedule - planning in advance gives us the highest chances for success (so please do reach out as early as possible for the highest likelihood of meeting)

Do you have preferences on clients?

I have no preferences when it comes to race, gender, physical ability, body type or experience level. All I ask is that your hygiene be well-maintained and your attitude respectful. I adore broadening horizons and facilitating new experiences, so if you've something in mind please do open that conversation (in a non-explicit manner) after the verification process is completed.

What happens to my verification info?

I receive the form directly to my encrypted email and only keep your details in my secure server long enough to verify your identity. Your privacy and security is incredibly important to me, so I've done my best to build a system that keeps your information protected and in my servers for as little time as possible.

I do not verify via any non-ID methods (such as P411, references or the word of your good buddy Jim) as these do not provide sufficient information to assure my safety. This is non-negotiable.

How do you feel about reviews?

Genuinely speaking, I feel as though they frequently exist at the intersection of tacky and incriminating (though I do acknowledge that I cannot necessarily prevent people posting their fictitious narratives wherever the fancy strikes). All I can say is that I do not appreciate explicit reviews and that if you'd like to know if I'm real you'd likely have a better experience perusing my Twitter.

How do I pay you?

Generously, preferably, though in all seriousness cash is king in this regard. At this time I do not offer any electronic options

What else can I learn about you?

Oh, I suppose I can help flesh out your dossier a bit...

I have an advanced degree in STEM, with a focus on field work.
I've been an avid D&D player since 2010, but transitioned more to board games in 2018.
One core belief is that PCs are and always will be the superior gaming console.

I'm a solid 5'7 (and a half, if we're counting) and usually measure in at 40-34-40
Prior powerlifter, currently getting into calisthenics and desperately missing bouldering
Shoes are a 9 US - 39 EU - and I've been told my feet are deliciously flexible.

I received decidedly Irish genetics - long, red hair and pale, freckled skin - so let's limit sun time.
My unpopular opinion is that diamonds are cliche and silver is more flattering than gold (on me).
I've been collecting tattoos for a decade and often schedule tours around an artist's availability.

I'll try any food at least twice and do my best to eat something small every few hours.
For drinks I prefer teas and sodas, though I do occasionally indulge in interesting craft beer.
I'm not the type for other intoxicants (and would prefer you leave yours at home as well)