Etiquette

I strongly prefer not to meet in homes, AirBNBs or similar accommodations so let's rendezvous in a suitable white-sheet location for any private sessions. (an additional fee applies if I'm arranging those accommodations)

Upon arrival please place your personal items in a drawer or provided basket - or simply leave keys, phone and such in your pants - before depositing the envelope and retiring to the bathroom for a thorough hand-washing session (and mouthwash as well, if you'd be so kind).

Safety is very important to me, therefore if you - through word or deed - cause me to believe that my safety is not also important to you I reserve the right to end our time together at any point without a refund.

Our time together is set aside in advance and therefore I cannot promise that the session time can be shifted to accommodate late arrival. Please be prepared to leave when your requested duration is up.

COVID Precautions

Personally speaking, my day job is a remote work situation - so contact with people is minimal - and I mask consistently with a KF94 or N95 mask while in public. I also prefer to avoid eating in restaurants, attending large gatherings, public events, etc. for added safety.

I’ve been vaccinated for COVID (although not completely boosted), monkeypox and the flu to limit my potential effectiveness as a vector.

For any fully unmasked sessions I will administer a nose swab test to you at the beginning of the session and am happy to take one myself if requested. I also provide an extra 30 minutes on all unmasked sessions to accommodate the testing time.

In the unfortunate case that your test returns positive I will offer a second test on any sessions 2 hours or longer - as false positives may occur - however if both are positive our time will end immediately with a refund of 50% of the session fee. One-hour sessions will immediately end upon the first positive test with a 50% refund of the fee.

‍ For all private sessions a HEPA air purifier is run in-room for the entire duration to reduce potential airborne viral load. I also offer a discount for private sessions that allow me to remain masked the entire time.